I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

Quote by Jesse Ventura

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I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained...

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained...

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid...

Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid...

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

You can't legislate morality.

You can't legislate morality.

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...