Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

I don't want to express alienation. It isn't what I feel. I'm interested in various...

I don't want to express alienation. It isn't what I feel. I'm interested in various...

Some people confuse acceptance with apathy, but there's all the difference in the world. Apathy...

Some people confuse acceptance with apathy, but there's all the difference in the world. Apathy...

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and...

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.