The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then more thunder. Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Laughter Quotes

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.

God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.

God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.