You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Within the hollow crown That rounds the mortal temples of a king Keeps Death his...

Within the hollow crown That rounds the mortal temples of a king Keeps Death his...

I was blessed with a birth and a death, and I guess I just want...

I was blessed with a birth and a death, and I guess I just want...

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...