Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard,...

A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard,...

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

Give us grace and strength to forbear and to persevere. Give us courage and gaiety...

Give us grace and strength to forbear and to persevere. Give us courage and gaiety...

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...