Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes, Parents Quotes

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.

To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.

You have the freedom to choose your actions, you don't have the freedom to choose...

You have the freedom to choose your actions, you don't have the freedom to choose...

"To Become what you Believe, You must first Believe in what you have yet to...