Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.

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Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil