I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

Topics: Biography Quotes, Funny Quotes

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Include me out.

Include me out.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.