You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

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OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

We are prank war champions!

We are prank war champions!

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...