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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an...

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of...

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

One's sister is part of one's essential self, an eternal presence of one's heart, soul...

One's sister is part of one's essential self, an eternal presence of one's heart, soul...

A sister can give you the best advise youve ever heard even if she doesnt...

A sister can give you the best advise youve ever heard even if she doesnt...