Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for sure.

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Funny Quotes

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...

If I die today, remember me like Jimi Hendrix. Butt-ass nekkid covered in all bad...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it...

Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it...

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much,...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

Being single doesn't mean you're alone. There may be someone behind you watching your back...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were...

It is better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were...

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single...

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

Being single is ok but after a while you get tired of seeing cute couples...

Being single is ok but after a while you get tired of seeing cute couples...

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...