According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a year.

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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.