A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Quote by W C Fields

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

Man has will, but woman has her way.

Man has will, but woman has her way.