I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Quote by W C Fields

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Nothing lasts for ever but the Earth and sky.

Nothing lasts for ever but the Earth and sky.

There are three stages in a person's life, birth, their life and death. They are...

There are three stages in a person's life, birth, their life and death. They are...