Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

There is no little enemy

There is no little enemy

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books

He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books

Force shites upon Reason's Back.

Force shites upon Reason's Back.

Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.

Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.

To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness.

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed

Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be...

Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be...

A word to the wise is enough

A word to the wise is enough

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

We all live in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the...

We all live in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Life does not require us to make good; it asks only that we give our...

Life does not require us to make good; it asks only that we give our...