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When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

When you need professional advice, get it from professionals, not from your friends.

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...

ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice.

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice.

He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.

He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted,...

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted,...

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias

It's a bad child who does not take advice.

It's a bad child who does not take advice.

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Whenever you fall, pick up something

Whenever you fall, pick up something

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my...

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.

Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.

Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as...

Advice is offensive, it shows us that we are known to others as well as...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly,...

Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly,...