It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It's a picture of somebody trying to figure things out. I'm not trying to create some impression about myself.…

Quote by Alan Alda

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If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...