I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

Quote by Alan Alda

Topics: Alan Alda Quotes

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...