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Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick...

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of...

No matter how good you get you can always get better and thats the exciting...

No matter how good you get you can always get better and thats the exciting...

It's never too late to become what you might have been.

It's never too late to become what you might have been.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...