It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting,...

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting,...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks...

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks...

1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...