I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop…

Quote by Danny DeVito

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It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...