I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know…

Quote by Adam Sandler

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.