A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Quote by Hank Moody

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She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...