I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

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You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation,...

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

Rehab is for Quitters.

Rehab is for Quitters.

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.