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I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...