I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'

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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about......

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about......