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Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...