The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...
Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's...
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...
All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
My reputation grows with every failure.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.