If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Quote by James Thurber

Topics: Animals Quotes, Belief Quotes

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Discussion in America means dissent.

Discussion in America means dissent.

Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them

Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

Don't get it right, just get it written

Don't get it right, just get it written

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

The greater part of progress is the desire for progress

The greater part of progress is the desire for progress

The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in...

The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in...