If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Quote by James Thurber

Topics: Animals Quotes, Belief Quotes

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Editing should be, especially in the case of old writers, a counseling rather than a...

Editing should be, especially in the case of old writers, a counseling rather than a...

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there...

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there...

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy,...

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy,...

To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged effort...

To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged effort...

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun...

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun...

Some are destined to succeed, some are determined to succeed.

Some are destined to succeed, some are determined to succeed.