I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

Quote by J D Salinger

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People never notice anything.

People never notice anything.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.