It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly

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Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...

Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...

It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam

It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam

When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...

When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...

This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing...

This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing...

Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...

No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam

No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam

We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking...

We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking...

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....

I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby

I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...

Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam

Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you...

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you...

They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five derf...

They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf*...

Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....

Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam

I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...

I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...

Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer