It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...
I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...
Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer
It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... -...
It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S...
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...
Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer
We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....
Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly
Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have...
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam
I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby