It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly

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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...

I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...

I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer

I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer

Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....

Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....

Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...

Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...

Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer

My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... -...

My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... -...

It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S...

It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S...

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...

When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...

When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...

Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....

Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...

I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam

I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam

I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have...

I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have...

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam

No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie

No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie

It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam

It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam

I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby

I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby