It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
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Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs....
It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer
You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer
Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather
Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf*...
Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...
I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have...
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam
No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...
We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys....
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you...
We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking...
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie
Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...