It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
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This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing...
I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...
Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly
No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather
Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer
It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer
I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam
We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking...
Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!...
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...
Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you...
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have...
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam
Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other...