I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.

Quote by Sir Edward Appleton

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I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

I like marriage. The idea.

I like marriage. The idea.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...

The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.