The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the sport tends to make one inclined to whisper and avoid sudden movements, such as walking to the refrigerator [during] a possible birdie putt.

Quote by Peter Alfano

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The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the...

The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

So in the summer of 1968, a young golfer from Texas experienced something that would...

So in the summer of 1968, a young golfer from Texas experienced something that would...

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

If I had won today and all those other championships, my life might be totally...

If I had won today and all those other championships, my life might be totally...

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the...

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...