The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

Quote by Norman R Augustine

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The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me....

I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me....

Whatever your advice, make it brief.

Whatever your advice, make it brief.

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice

If you want people to notice your faults, start giving advice

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase...

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Whatever your advice, make it brief

Whatever your advice, make it brief

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice

Always accept and feel comfortable with your flaws, that way no one can ever use...

Always accept and feel comfortable with your flaws, that way no one can ever use...

To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability

To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability

The secret to using power is not to use it. Just having it is enough.

The secret to using power is not to use it. Just having it is enough.

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it...