We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

Quote by Jerry Lewis

Topics: Jerry Lewis Quotes

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed...

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed...

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that...

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that...

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches,...

Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches,...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I'm just afraid I'm gonna miss it all... being married... being a mother.

I'm just afraid I'm gonna miss it all... being married... being a mother.

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in...

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in...

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.