Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Quote by P G Wodehouse

Topics: Golf Quotes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at...

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at...

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough...

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls...

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to...

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to...