I hate women because they always know where things are.

Quote by Malcolm De Chazal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a...

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a...

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile...

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile...

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he...

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he...

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal...

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal...

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing...

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing...

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the...

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the...

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive...

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive...

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.