Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put…

Quote by Greg Norma

Topics: Golf Quotes

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

The greens are harder than a whore's heart.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a...

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a...

Only Opens.

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you...

I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you...

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect....

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect....

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -...

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -...

That's what I did, same way as last year. We have tapes going back to...

That's what I did, same way as last year. We have tapes going back to...

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first...

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first...