It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

Quote by Abe Lemons

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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating...

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you...

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school...