I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.

Quote by Greer Garson

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel...

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel...

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel...

Starting out to make money is the greatest mistake in life. Do what you feel...

If you have no money, be polite.

If you have no money, be polite.

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost...

If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

Never spend your money before you have it.

Never spend your money before you have it.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue....

Thou art sure of me:--go, make money.

Thou art sure of me:--go, make money.

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you...

It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you...

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science...

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...