I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

Quote by J D Salinger

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I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

People never notice anything.

People never notice anything.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

People never believe you.

People never believe you.

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...