On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

Quote by Gary Larson

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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken...

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken...

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...