The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.

Quote by Hal Eaton

Topics: Cute Quotes, Funny Quotes

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking...

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking...

Her life improved dramatically when she decided to break the rules and find beauty where...

Her life improved dramatically when she decided to break the rules and find beauty where...

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Girl: Why are you always following me? Boy: When I was younger, my mother always...

Girl: Why are you always following me? Boy: When I was younger, my mother always...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

My best friend may not be as popular as Osama or Obama but he or...

My best friend may not be as popular as Osama or Obama but he or...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

My sister taught me everything I need to know, and she was only in the...

My sister taught me everything I need to know, and she was only in the...

Use your smile to change this world. Dont let this world change your smile.

Use your smile to change this world. Dont let this world change your smile.

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted...

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted...

The heart wants what it wants or else it does not care.

The heart wants what it wants or else it does not care.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Whats the good of news if you havent a sister to share it?

Whats the good of news if you havent a sister to share it?

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...

There are two great days in a persons life, the day we are born and...

There are two great days in a persons life, the day we are born and...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...