The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

Quote by Edward Koch

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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry....

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry....

When all are wrong, everyone is right.

When all are wrong, everyone is right.

The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...

If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...

You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.

You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.

In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.

In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.

They have given me the imprimatur of a serious writer, which I knew I was...

They have given me the imprimatur of a serious writer, which I knew I was...

You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect...

You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect...

Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.

Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.

Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience

Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being...

I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being...

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has...

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has...

Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.

Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.

Don't lower your standards. Instead, wait for people to rise up to your expectations.

Don't lower your standards. Instead, wait for people to rise up to your expectations.

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to...

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to...

Nothing short of self-respect and that justice which is essential to a national character ought...

Nothing short of self-respect and that justice which is essential to a national character ought...

The best form of respect is self respect. Give it to yourself and others will...

The best form of respect is self respect. Give it to yourself and others will...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under...