If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.

Quote by E Joseph Cossman

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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Since it is not granted to us to live long, let us transmit to posterity...

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Square meals often make round people.

Square meals often make round people.

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at...

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids....

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids....

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to...

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to...

You gave, shared and snatched. You made me smile, cry and fight. But you never...

You gave, shared and snatched. You made me smile, cry and fight. But you never...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want...