People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Quote by Dolly Parton

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My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come...

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb......

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.