A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Quote by Bruce Jay Friedman

Topics: Girlfriends Quotes

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with...

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic...

I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic...

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of...

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of...

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a...

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a...

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat,...

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat,...

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to...

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to...

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.