These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

Quote by John Swickrath

Topics: Basketball Quotes, Sex Quotes

I can't coach, but it's ok, it's my players fault, they're just not producing. I...

I can't coach, but it's ok, it's my players fault, they're just not producing. I...

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

These Liberty girls, they don't have sex, but you can always play in the mud!!

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

We had a convicted felon as the president. ... And no organization.

Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.

Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. Well we're the kryptonite, and we're...

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. Well we're the kryptonite, and we're...

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads...

Congrats to LeBron James on his recent engagement and to his fiance who now leads...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

Being a part of both organizations, there is no comparison in the two organizations. This...

If my primary purpose here at Indiana is to go out and win ballgames, I...

If my primary purpose here at Indiana is to go out and win ballgames, I...

What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as...

What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as...

Never understimate the heart of a champion.

Never understimate the heart of a champion.

I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more...

I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more...

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on...

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on...

Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love

Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just...

I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just...