On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.

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A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing...

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing...

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider...

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider...

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

You've got to write for your audience.

You've got to write for your audience.

In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not...

In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not...

Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character...

Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character...

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...