Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Quote by Russell Baker

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People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to...

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and...

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really...

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a...

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except...

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except...

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

In America nothing dies easier than tradition.

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began...

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when...